a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone

datingat23:

fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

I can’t breathe. This is so accurate.


When my parents tell me to look for what I lost and I tell them I still can’t find it

sakurasunshine:

Parents:

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Me:

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i-will-make-you-into-shoes:

in an alternate universe these two could be best buds

i-will-make-you-into-shoes:

in an alternate universe these two could be best buds



thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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merelyappreciative:

abeckoningcat:

lokimau5:

#dis bitch

I don’t reblog much Loki stuff, but that was one of my favorite moments.  His face, you guys.

"…I’ve been here THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS…”

I will never not reblog this.


dr3amingofdisn3y:

titancia:

moosekingofhell:

geromney:

did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer

Isn’t that what pets are for?

People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.

^ Amen